Bunkmate

In Basic Traning, we slept in stacked cots and I was on top.

One night, my mate came in after lights. he had been on guard duty all day.

He was getting ready for bed and when he took off his shoes his feet really stunk.

I told him to take a shower, but he refused, because he could not turn on the lights. I let him know that I did not want to smell his feet all night.

I heard him rustling around in his foot locker and after that I could not smell his feet anymore.

I asked him what he did and he replied, I put shaving lotion on my feet.

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