Green fatigues

After receiving our pickle suit, we stood in formation at parade rest while drill sergeant Carey went from recruit to recruit inspecting our uniforms, when he got to me he asked troop what is wrong with your uniform? I looked myself over, gig line was straight, shirt was blouses, so I said nothing drill sergeant I was told to drop and give him 20 push ups. After I recovered he asked again, well after about 60 push ups he said your last name goes on your blouse dumb ass not your first! I said but drill sergeant my last name is Rick. Rick, Galen F. O.D. In color 1 each. He, oh, then went on to the next recruit.

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